[AGGRESSIVELY PROCRASTINATES FOR THREE HOURS ON SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN FINISHED IN 30 MINUTES]
The Walking Dead4.06 • Live Bait
do you ever open a novel and read the first few lines and think ah yes the narrator is a sarcastic little shit
*throws life away* *misses trashcan by like 20 feet*
- killer eyebrows
- a boyfriend
- anything edible really
- selfie skills
Sometimes I wonder what drugs everyone is on. And then I just shrug and accept it.
what are u smoking i want some too
Yes hello I would like one glass of marijuana, no ice
would you like a coaster?
and one of those little umbrella is you have some.
a spider was on my bed today so now i have to switch universities
Switching universes seems pretty reasonable to me